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    <title>Ep. 1: The Great Parody Election Begins (Also, the Moon Is a State Now)</title>
    <description>Jack F. Kennedazzle kicks off the Great 2026 Parody Election: Gov. Flip-Flopson versus Mr. Moneybags McGee. Plus fireworks become a food group, a monster truck joins the school board, and Senator Snoozeworth explains the filibuster. Vote free in your browser at rogerstheboss12-coder.github.io/play. Play Star-Spangled Tycoon free: https://apps.apple.com/app/id6816208938</description>
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