Star-Spangled News Network

The most trusted name in fake news. Five minutes a week of parody headlines from the idle game Star-Spangled Tycoon, anchored by Jack F. Kennedazzle. All characters are fictional. Play free on the App Store.

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• Ep. 1: The Great Parody Election Begins (Also, the Moon Is a State Now)
  Jack F. Kennedazzle kicks off the Great 2026 Parody Election: Gov. Flip-Flopson versus Mr. Moneybags McGee. Plus fireworks become a food group, a monster truck joins the school board, and Senator Snoozeworth explains the filibuster. Vote free in your browser at rogerstheboss12-coder.github.io/play.