The Star-Spangled Tycoon Codex

The (mostly) true history of every world, business and Cabinet member in the parody idle game Star-Spangled Tycoon.

Earth

Where it all began: one flag stand, one dream, and a suspicious amount of fireworks. Earth is small, but it has excellent pie.

Flag StandWaving since 1776.Bald Eagle HatcheryMajestic. Loud. Profitable.Apple Pie DinerAs American as… well.Fireworks FactoryEvery day is the Fourth.Monster Truck RallySunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!Cable News NetworkBreaking news, around the clock.Shale RigDrill, baby, drill.Hollywood StudioSequels to sequels.Federal Reserve PrinterBrrrrrrrr.Launchpad ProgramDestination: everywhere.George WashingtunCommander of FlagsTeddy RooseboltChief Eagle WranglerAbe LincornSecretary of PieThomas JeffersongMinister of BoomRonald RaygunTruck Rally AnnouncerRichard Nixin'Anchor-in-ChiefDwight D. EisenhaulerGeneral of CrudeJack F. KennedazzleHead of GlamourAlexander HamiltoonTreasurer of BrrrFranklin D. RocketveltDirector of Liftoff

Solar System

Nine planets, one dwarf planet with a grudge, and zero sales tax. The Solar System is the Republic's first frontier.

Zero-G Hot Dog CartRelish floats. Buns do too.Moon Bounce HouseOne small hop for a kid.Lunar Cheese MineWe were right all along.Mars Terraform RanchHome, home on the red range.Asteroid Mining RigFreedom ore. Very shiny.Orbital MegamallFood court in every orbit.Jupiter Gas StationHydrogen, regular or premium.Saturn Ring ResortAll-inclusive. Rings extra.Mercury Solar RingSunlight, now with a subscription.Dyson Sphere Co.We put a fence around the Sun.Grover GrillandHot Dog CommissionerJimmy CartwheelBounce SupervisorHerbert HooverboardCheese ForemanLyndon B. RanchsonHead Rancher of MarsGerald Ford-DrillAsteroid BossWarren G. Hard-SellMegamall MagnateJames K. PolkadotGreat Red Spot AttendantJohn Tiki TylerResort HostWilliam McKinsolarSolar EvangelistHarry S. TrumanautSphere Architect

Milky Way

One hundred billion stars and, until recently, not a single diner. The Milky Way now has several. Aliens love the pancakes.

Alien Embassy BoothTake me to your lobbyist.Exoplanet Real EstateLocation, location, light-years.Nebula Paint Co.Now in 16 million cosmic hues.Space Cowboy RodeoYee-haw in zero gravity.Warp Drive DealershipZero percent APR, 9.9 warp.Wormhole Toll RoadExact change only.Clone SenateUnanimous every time.Pulsar RadioTalk radio at 700 pulses/sec.Black Hole CasinoThe house always wins. Forever.Star ForgeStars: forged in the USA.Senator ZorpAmbassador of HellosJames MonroverDoctrine RealtorMartian MadisonPaint CommissionerWilliam Howard Taft-OffRodeo ChampionUlysses S. GrantgravityWarp SalesmanWoodrow Wormhole-sonToll CollectorClone Washington #47Majority Leader(s)Grand Chancellor Gl'orbShock JockAndrew JackpotPit BossRobo-Lincoln 3000Forge Master

Known Universe

Everything, everywhere, all incorporated. The Known Universe runs on dark matter, cosmic strings and very fine print.

Dark Matter RefineryWe can't see it, but we sell it.Time Travel TourismVisit 1776. Again.Multiverse BankYour money, in every reality.Galaxy Cluster SuburbsCul-de-sacs the size of galaxies.Quasar Power PlantBrighter than a trillion suns.Cosmic String Yo-Yo Co.Walk the dog across spacetime.Entropy InsuranceHeat death? You're covered.Big Bang ReenactmentNightly at 8. Bring earplugs.Simulation Admin Consolesudo make america great.Universal ConstitutionWe the Everyone…Quantum CoolidgeDark Matter CzarJohn Quincy Adams-AntTime Tour GuideMartin Van BurenverseMultiversal BankerChester A. ArthurverseSuburb PlannerRutherford B. HayesarQuasar OperatorBenjamin HarrisonicString TheoristMillard Fillmore-verseChief ActuaryZachary Taylor-MadeShowrunnerThe AdminRoot UserCosmic Uncle SamFather of Everything

The Multiverse

Infinite Americas, each slightly different. In one, the eagle is a turkey. In another, you are the eagle. Business is booming in all of them.

Alt-History Gift ShopSouvenirs from timelines that never happened.Parallel Parking GaragePark in every reality at once.Doppelgänger StaffingHire yourself. Infinitely.Butterfly Effect FarmFlap here, hurricane profits there.Timeline TollboothBranch points: exact change only.What-If StudiosEvery sequel, in every universe.Paradox InsuranceGrandfather clause included.Infinite Monkey PressShakespeare, eventually.Schrödinger's DeliThe sandwich is both fresh and not.The Omniversal CongressEvery America, one gavel.John AdamsverseCurator of MaybesWilliam Henry Harri-SoonValet of All RealitiesFranklin Pierce-ThroughHead of DuplicatesJames BuchanverseChief FlapperAndrew Johnson PrimeBranch Point WardenJames A. GarfoldShowrunner of MaybeMirror WashingtonEvil Twin UnderwriterLincoln-B of Timeline 7Editor-in-ChiefPresident Timmy, Age 8Box-Opening OfficerAuntie SamSpeaker of Everything