Star-Spangled TycoonKnown Universe
The United States of Everything
Everything, everywhere, all incorporated. The Known Universe runs on dark matter, cosmic strings and very fine print.
Currency: OmnibucksPrestige: Cosmic DelegatesTemporal Loops
Businesses
Dark Matter RefineryWe can't see it, but we sell it.
Time Travel TourismVisit 1776. Again.
Multiverse BankYour money, in every reality.
Galaxy Cluster SuburbsCul-de-sacs the size of galaxies.
Quasar Power PlantBrighter than a trillion suns.
Cosmic String Yo-Yo Co.Walk the dog across spacetime.
Entropy InsuranceHeat death? You're covered.
Big Bang ReenactmentNightly at 8. Bring earplugs.
Simulation Admin Consolesudo make america great.
Universal ConstitutionWe the Everyone…Cabinet
Quantum CoolidgeDark Matter CzarJohn Quincy Adams-AntTime Tour GuideMartin Van BurenverseMultiversal BankerChester A. ArthurverseSuburb PlannerRutherford B. HayesarQuasar OperatorBenjamin HarrisonicString TheoristMillard Fillmore-verseChief ActuaryZachary Taylor-MadeShowrunnerThe AdminRoot UserCosmic Uncle SamFather of Everything
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