Cosmic String Yo-Yo Co.

Walk the dog across spacetime.

The world's first yo-yo that walks the dog across spacetime.

World: Known UniverseBusiness #6First one costs 800000000 Omnibucks

Run by Benjamin Harrisonic, String Theorist.

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