Star-SpangledTycoon
Start with a flag stand. End up running the Multiverse.
A parody idle tycoon game. Hire a Cabinet of cartoon presidents, win elections and expand across five worlds. Free to play right here in your browser.
The campaign trail
Five worlds, each with its own currency, businesses, music and twist. Every world keeps earning while you build the next one.
Earth
Make America Orbital
Where it all began: one flag stand, one dream, and a suspicious amount of fireworks. Earth is small, but it has excellent pie.
Town HallCitizens bring you dilemmas. Every answer does something different — instant cash, Liberty Bucks, or a boost for some of your businesses.
Earn Dollars. Win Patriot Donors.
Solar System
Manifest Destiny 2.0
Nine planets, one dwarf planet with a grudge, and zero sales tax. The Solar System is the Republic's first frontier.
Solar FlaresThe Sun erupts every few minutes, supercharging one business to ×5 speed for 45 seconds. Tap the flare to extend it!
Earn Moon Dollars. Win Space Force Veterans.
Milky Way
Galactic Freedom Initiative
One hundred billion stars and, until recently, not a single diner. The Milky Way now has several. Aliens love the pancakes.
Alien TreatiesEnvoys arrive with trade deals. Pick one of two treaties — each reshapes your economy for 10 minutes.
Earn Galactic Credits. Win Alien Allies.
Known Universe
The United States of Everything
Everything, everywhere, all incorporated. The Known Universe runs on dark matter, cosmic strings and very fine print.
Temporal LoopsLoops charge over time (even offline). Spend one to replay 30 minutes of this world's full production instantly.
Earn Omnibucks. Win Cosmic Delegates.
The Multiverse
One Nation, Under Infinite Realities
Infinite Americas, each slightly different. In one, the eagle is a turkey. In another, you are the eagle. Business is booming in all of them.
Reality AnchorAnchor one business across every reality. Its profit grows ×1 every 6 minutes it stays anchored, up to ×10 — even offline. Re-anchoring starts over.
Earn Multibucks. Win Variant Voters.
Meet your Cabinet
Fifty parody presidents and politicians, each running one business so you don't have to. Promote them to Cabinet Secretary and they earn seniority perks.
Beyond the businesses
An idle game you can play for five minutes or five months. Your Cabinet keeps earning while you're away.
Hold elections
Reset a world to win supporters. Each one adds 2% profit forever, so every campaign starts stronger than the last.
A new event every three days
31 themed events run back to back, from sports finals to Election Night, each with ten businesses of its own.
Win the Space Race
A weekly race against a rival power, with five leagues to climb and relegation to avoid.
Fill the Presidential Library
Collect 234 cards: every Cabinet, the great landmarks and six cards from every event. Full sets pay out.
Sign Executive Orders
Draft one policy card a day. Match the planks in your five slots to multiply your profit.
Debate your rivals
Timed showdowns against rival candidates, plus a Saturday Showdown boss every week.
All told: 5 worlds, 50 businesses, 50 Cabinet members, about 570 upgrades and 545 achievements. It all saves in your browser.
The Great 2026 Parody Election
Two fictional candidates, one very real vote count. Players cast their ballots in the game, and polls close November 1.
Counting the votes…
- What's your parody politician name?Type your first name and meet your candidate.
- Presidential Excuse GeneratorOne click, one perfectly presidential non-apology.
- Printable yard signs#TeamFlip or #TeamMoneybags, ready for your lawn.
- The CodexThe (mostly) true history of all 100 businesses and politicians.
The podcastNews from the campaign trail, every week.
The Omniversal Congress is waiting
Your first flag stand costs four dollars. Everything after that is up to you.