Star-Spangled TycoonSolar System
Manifest Destiny 2.0
Nine planets, one dwarf planet with a grudge, and zero sales tax. The Solar System is the Republic's first frontier.
Currency: Moon DollarsPrestige: Space Force VeteransSolar Flares
Businesses
Zero-G Hot Dog CartRelish floats. Buns do too.
Moon Bounce HouseOne small hop for a kid.
Lunar Cheese MineWe were right all along.
Mars Terraform RanchHome, home on the red range.
Asteroid Mining RigFreedom ore. Very shiny.
Orbital MegamallFood court in every orbit.
Jupiter Gas StationHydrogen, regular or premium.
Saturn Ring ResortAll-inclusive. Rings extra.
Mercury Solar RingSunlight, now with a subscription.
Dyson Sphere Co.We put a fence around the Sun.Cabinet
Grover GrillandHot Dog CommissionerJimmy CartwheelBounce SupervisorHerbert HooverboardCheese ForemanLyndon B. RanchsonHead Rancher of MarsGerald Ford-DrillAsteroid BossWarren G. Hard-SellMegamall MagnateJames K. PolkadotGreat Red Spot AttendantJohn Tiki TylerResort HostWilliam McKinsolarSolar EvangelistHarry S. TrumanautSphere Architect
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