Star-Spangled TycoonMilky Way
Galactic Freedom Initiative
One hundred billion stars and, until recently, not a single diner. The Milky Way now has several. Aliens love the pancakes.
Currency: Galactic CreditsPrestige: Alien AlliesAlien Treaties
Businesses
Alien Embassy BoothTake me to your lobbyist.
Exoplanet Real EstateLocation, location, light-years.
Nebula Paint Co.Now in 16 million cosmic hues.
Space Cowboy RodeoYee-haw in zero gravity.
Warp Drive DealershipZero percent APR, 9.9 warp.
Wormhole Toll RoadExact change only.
Clone SenateUnanimous every time.
Pulsar RadioTalk radio at 700 pulses/sec.
Black Hole CasinoThe house always wins. Forever.
Star ForgeStars: forged in the USA.Cabinet
Senator ZorpAmbassador of HellosJames MonroverDoctrine RealtorMartian MadisonPaint CommissionerWilliam Howard Taft-OffRodeo ChampionUlysses S. GrantgravityWarp SalesmanWoodrow Wormhole-sonToll CollectorClone Washington #47Majority Leader(s)Grand Chancellor Gl'orbShock JockAndrew JackpotPit BossRobo-Lincoln 3000Forge Master
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