Star-Spangled TycoonEarth
Make America Orbital
Where it all began: one flag stand, one dream, and a suspicious amount of fireworks. Earth is small, but it has excellent pie.
Currency: DollarsPrestige: Patriot DonorsTown Hall
Businesses
Flag StandWaving since 1776.
Bald Eagle HatcheryMajestic. Loud. Profitable.
Apple Pie DinerAs American as… well.
Fireworks FactoryEvery day is the Fourth.
Monster Truck RallySunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!
Cable News NetworkBreaking news, around the clock.
Shale RigDrill, baby, drill.
Hollywood StudioSequels to sequels.
Federal Reserve PrinterBrrrrrrrr.
Launchpad ProgramDestination: everywhere.Cabinet
George WashingtunCommander of FlagsTeddy RooseboltChief Eagle WranglerAbe LincornSecretary of PieThomas JeffersongMinister of BoomRonald RaygunTruck Rally AnnouncerRichard Nixin'Anchor-in-ChiefDwight D. EisenhaulerGeneral of CrudeJack F. KennedazzleHead of GlamourAlexander HamiltoonTreasurer of BrrrFranklin D. RocketveltDirector of Liftoff
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