Star-Spangled Tycoon← Which Cabinet member are you?
Quiz result
Abe Lincorn
Honest, kind, and thinking about pie.
You are the friend who brings snacks, remembers birthdays and cannot tell a lie, especially about who ate the last slice. (It was you.)
💪 Ends any fight with baked goods😬 An empty fridge🏛️ Secretary of Pie
Meet the whole Cabinet
Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.