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โ† Which Cabinet member are you?

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Teddy Roosebolt

Speaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.

You go camping for fun. On purpose. You have arm-wrestled wildlife, your voice has no indoor setting, and your group chat nickname is "the bear situation."

๐Ÿ’ช Can outshout a bald eagle๐Ÿ˜ฌ Sitting still๐Ÿ›๏ธ Chief Eagle Wrangler
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Meet the whole Cabinet

Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.