Star-Spangled Tycoon← Which Cabinet member are you?
Quiz result
Mr. Moneybags McGee
Has a plan. The plan is money.
You found a dollar once and never recovered. You tip in gold coins, you say "synergy" unironically, and your piggy bank has a piggy bank.
💪 Turns any problem into an investment😬 Free samples (too suspicious)🏛️ Treasurer of Everything
Meet the whole Cabinet
Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.