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โ† Which Cabinet member are you?

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Colonel Tallhat

Zero qualifications. Incredible hat.

You have the confidence of a man twice your height, and with the hat, you are. Nobody knows what your job is, including you, but you do it with style.

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Meet the whole Cabinet

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