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โ† Which Cabinet member are you?

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Senator Zorp

Takes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.

You say hi to every dog, every stranger and at least one lamp. People find you delightfully strange, and you find Earth deeply fascinating. Especially sandwiches.

๐Ÿ’ช Befriends absolutely anyone๐Ÿ˜ฌ Human customs (still learning)๐Ÿ›๏ธ Ambassador of Hellos
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Meet the whole Cabinet

Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.