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โ† Which Cabinet member are you?

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Governor Flip-Flopson

Firmly committed to every possible opinion.

You can see both sides of every issue, then a third, then you order both meals. People love you because you agree with them. All of them. At once.

๐Ÿ’ช Wins every argument by switching sides๐Ÿ˜ฌ Restaurant menus๐Ÿ›๏ธ Secretary of Maybe
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Meet the whole Cabinet

Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.