Star-Spangled Tycoon← Which Cabinet member are you?
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Jack F. Kennedazzle
Ask not what your mirror can do for you.
You walk into every room like there is a camera crew behind you. Your hair has its own approval rating and your selfies have a press secretary.
💪 Main-character energy😬 Bad lighting🏛️ Head of Glamour
Meet the whole Cabinet
Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.