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โ† Which Cabinet member are you?

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Archduke Beige

Beige: the color of progress.

You like routine, plain toast and the same order every single time. Chaos fears you. Your idea of a wild night is trying the new flavor of oatmeal. You did not like it.

๐Ÿ’ช Unshakable calm๐Ÿ˜ฌ Surprise parties๐Ÿ›๏ธ Minister of Mild
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Meet the whole Cabinet

Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.