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โ† Which Cabinet member are you?

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Robo-Lincoln 3000

Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.

You color-code your color codes. You answer emails in under a minute and consider lunch a scheduling error. Your love language is a well-labeled folder.

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Meet the whole Cabinet

Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Andrew JackpotBets it all on red. Every time.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.