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โ† Which Cabinet member are you?

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Andrew Jackpot

Bets it all on red. Every time.

You love a gamble, a dare and a shortcut through somewhere you are not allowed to be. Your stories start with "so, funny thing" and end with "anyway, we're banned from Neptune."

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Meet the whole Cabinet

Senator SnoozeworthOutstanding leadership potential, pending nap.Governor Flip-FlopsonFirmly committed to every possible opinion.Mr. Moneybags McGeeHas a plan. The plan is money.Abe LincornHonest, kind, and thinking about pie.Teddy RooseboltSpeaks loudly and carries a bigger stick.Jack F. KennedazzleAsk not what your mirror can do for you.Robo-Lincoln 3000Four score and seven spreadsheets ago.Senator ZorpTakes everyone to their leader. Then hugs them.George WashingtunLeads the group chat. Pinned the rules. Nobody read them.Colonel TallhatZero qualifications. Incredible hat.Archduke BeigeBeige: the color of progress.